Crazy Things That I've Seen and Heard This Week.

Psychiatrist Phone\

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

If you are phobic, don't press anything.

If you are anal retentive, please hold.


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Rep. Henry Waxman, chairman of the House oversight committee, said Thursday that Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki has issued an order requiring his approval of any corruption investigations of himself or senior ministry officials.

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GROUPS I FOUND ON GMAIL.

ChristainCowCollecting
A place where cow lovers can come together to share their interest and love of cows along with their love of the Holy Word and the Lord.


FOCUS GODWAY
Those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

Women Stuff
women talking together about stuff


Bring Stuff - Meetups and social events
Organising social meetups for Londoners, based around bringing stuff to the events to recognise each other.


Pet Chapel
This is the Pet Chapel prayer circle and blessing of animals. Join this group to submit your prayer requests, to offer prayers for animals, or to discuss animals and spirituality.

The Guruz
Charisma Under Belt.

Wives that Pray
Christian women praying for their husbands and marriages.


Black Shirts
My friends and I wear black shirts almost everyday! Even if don't know it, we all wear black on the same day. We just got out of school and are going to be bored this summer, thats why I made this up. This is a FREE website and anyone can sign up (If they are invited)

InLine6
We 6

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100 GREATEST SPEECHES

For each of us, there is time in American History that stands out in our memory.

What will our children remember?

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Just click on the site and share these speeches with family and friends.

You will certainly have some interesting discussions. (Definitely, beats discussing your neighbor's personal business.)

100 TOP SPEECHES